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A common idiom to describe someones ethnicity;  having a cactus on the forehead. Meaning someone is very Mexican.
Interesting Idioms
Sandra Redak December 21, 2023

Sitting there in the suspicious-smelling language classrooms of Boulder High, thinking about the hot person sitting across from you, paralyzed by the fear of the next test, the distractions are infinite....

Students at Boulder High sport a variety of different hairstyles including undercuts, shags, extreme frosted tips and regular shmegular mancuts.
End Frosted Tips
Mia Myca and Becca Kless December 21, 2023

Recently, a strange phenomenon has gripped the students of Boulder High School by the throat. A mysterious occurrence, known as buzzing your hair, bleaching it, and letting it grow into a weird limbo-like state otherwise known as “frosted tips.” Though it might not have been intentional, this hairstyle...

November Horoscopes
Mia Myca November 27, 2023

Aries - Your Thanksgiving spirit food is cranberry sauce straight from the can cut into slices.    Taurus - Go ahead and get some carving pumpkins with all your friends. You deserve a little cutesy group arts and crafts time.   Gemini - Keep your outfits funky and fresh this November....

The Best Of Halloween
Summer Gardner November 27, 2023

The Best of Halloween Summer Gardner   Movies: The Babadook- This amazing psychological horror will evoke feeling of terror and heartbreak at the same time. Coraline- Although this isn’t a scary movie, it still has a cozy yet eerie atmosphere perfect for            Halloween. ...

20 Everyday Words We All Love to Say
Evan McDonald November 27, 2023

A list of 20 everyday words that we all love to use. I can't think of a day that I haven't used all 20 of them.   Sesquipedalian - having many syllables; long (Merriam-Webster). Crapulous - intemperate (Roget's Thesaurus First Edition 1865) Slugabed - a person who stays in bed until...

Boulder High's Least Favorite Holiday
Laird Krodelsmith November 27, 2023

Welcome back Panthers, this month we asked you guys what your least favorite holiday was, and we got some pretty good answers. In a poll of 77 students, just over a third of responses said that Easter was the worst holiday, but nobody really had a particular disdain over the holiday either. Many just...

Why You Shouldnt Hit Snooze On Your Alarm Clock
Why You Shouldn't Hit Snooze On Your Alarm Clock
Jonathan Stafford November 17, 2023

The modern alarm clock, that is, one that is equipped with mechanical movement and adjustable time, was patented in 1847 by the French inventor Antoine Redier. And, in my opinion, that was the downfall of peak productivity across the globe. Now that is a large assertion, but one I can confidently stand...

Senior Lot Comics
Taylor Robinson November 17, 2023

Most Traumatizing Movie
Finn (Baby-Batter) Smith and Jonathan Stafford October 26, 2023

We all have that one movie that haunts us. It could be an R-rated movie you saw when you were 9, or even a PG movie from last month. We asked Boulder High students what movies traumatized them the most, and received a variety of answers. Of the numerous students asked, only a few students were most...

BHS' Favorite Artist
Laird Krodelsmith October 26, 2023
Spymate is the worst rated Air BUd Entertainment film with 17% on rotten tomatoes and a 3.9/10 on IMDb
The Nightmare of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe
Wallace Gilreath October 26, 2023
Boulder High, circa 1669; the plague is nigh. If thou fustilarian canker-blossom habban thy plague in thy loins: Stayeth Backeth!
Favorite Old-Timey Disease
Madelyn Barnes and Sandra Redak October 26, 2023
Teeth are the only thing in the human body that cant repair itself, therefore, we MUST scrub those puppies to keep em chomping
What toothpaste do YOU recommend? Denticle scrubbing, Palatable or vomitus?
Madelyn Barnes September 26, 2023
Spotted in the wild: a pair of Nike blazers, yet another example of sneakers popular now that were popular in the 20th century.
Trends: Gut und Schlecht
Madelyn Barnes, Staff Writer • May 15, 2023
Classrooms are hotbeds for analytical and fantastical thought.
Class Time Daydreams
Madelyn Barnes, Staff Writer • May 15, 2023
An actor portrayal of the perilous fate that awaits the ignorers of road rules (no children were harmed with this production).
License to Flatten: E-bikers
Heidi Naumov, Guest Contributor • May 15, 2023
Despite teachers best efforts, students often spend their valuable educational minutes on a silly little video app.
TikTok Gems
Madelyn Barnes, Staff Writer • April 18, 2023
Birdcall, The Most Overrated Restaurant in Human History
Birdcall, The Most Overrated Restaurant in Human History
Lucca Swain, Social Media Director • April 5, 2023
Which one of these postal services is the best at moving boxes to houses?
Postage preferences
Madelyn Barnes, Staff Writer • November 15, 2022
Its time to toss your streaming service and find your parents old discmans.
The Best Ways to Listen to Music, Ranked
Hannah Cohen, Opinions Editor • August 15, 2022
Presidential candidate Joe Biden had a lot to say to President Trump on a Tuesday nights debate.
Biden's Back, Babey!
Hannah Cohen, Opinion Editor • May 9, 2022

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