The Owl

Arriving fashionably late establishes you as a genuine, multifaceted individual and shows bold disregard for societal expectations of timeliness.

Tips for a Successful College Interview

Grace Schwab, Copy Editor February 18, 2020

The prospect of a college interview — a factor which in many cases can make or break an application — haunts many a senior at BHS. Here are eight simple tips to ensure a successful college interview.    ...

Women love a traditional, chivalrous man. The type who would be real skilled at hunting and gathering in ye olden days.

Now Watch Me Whip (My Girl with a Goat)

Elijah Boykoff and Grace Schwab February 18, 2020

Calling all the lonely young bachelors and bachelorettes! Are you struggling to find a valentine? Or, if you already have one, are you desperately searching for a creative and original way to celebrate...

Lack of Decency Proves Controversial

Jac McCarty, Editor in Chief November 24, 2019

With the predicted success of the Justice Department’s immigrant DNA extraction proposal, the Trump administration has decided to take things up a notch. This new proposal, if passed, would allow federal...

Blinkerless Cars—At Last!

Greta Gatza, Guest Satirist April 16, 2019

Americans all across the United States are petitioning and protesting to finally get rid of the pointless blinkers that take up space in our cars. The people are finally rising up and telling the car manufacturers...

Capacity of Senior Lot To Be Increased!

Capacity of Senior Lot To Be Increased!

Andrew Stevens, Guest Satirist April 16, 2019

BOULDER, CO - In a much needed step to address the near-lack of parking at Boulder High School, the school’s administration announced their plan to create more spaces for students and solve the parking...

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