Finn (Baby-Batter) Smith considers himself a pretty goofy senior at Boulder High School. He is very into history, to the point where it’s weird but kinda cute. Finn joined the Owl as a writer because he wants to show the world what a sigma is/sigma lifestyle. He pertains to a group of young men commonly known as “Poonia loc.” The group is known to cause minor amounts of mischief and are seen as comedians by those who know them. Finn loves music, loves it, so much, and if you play any kind of jazz when he is around, expect a big, overwhelming bear hug, and a few raspberries if you are lucky. His favorite color is brown, yes, I know, brown. Despite his athleticness Finn Smith is not too fond of the outdoors, things like biking and swimming intimidate/do not appeal to him. While you are outside enjoying the air, Finn is in, throwing his controller at the wall because of a video game. Contrary to what you may think, Finn does eat the occasional plant, specifically green grapes. At times, Finn feels like an outcast, a sigma among men, an apex predator; society disappoints him, so he recedes to his man cave and sometimes will not be heard from for days. This is Finn Smith, pleased to meet you.