Have you bought your yearbooks yet, Panthers? Here’s looking at the class of ‘26 (and their star signs) for what lies ahead after graduation.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19): Best Hair / Most Likely to Go Pro Everyone knows an Aries is the likeliest gold medal winner, and you look good doing it! Although I did hear through the grapevine that all your hairspray in the bathroom was the reason we’ve had so many fire alarms this year… Well, beauty comes with a cost! Stay fiery.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20): Best Dressed / Most Likely to Wear Pajamas to Graduation The dichotomy is crazy, Taurus, but yes, both are true. You might be blessed by the thrift gods, but you are not waking up before 9 am… and I respect it! Beauty rest is a thing for a reason.
Gemini (May 21-Jun 21): Most Likely to Shave Their Head on Prom Night / Side Quester Your reputation precedes you, Gemini… spontaneity just comes with the name! Whether it’s the Met Gala or the top of a fourteener, your daredevil spirit will take you to some pretty cool places. Enjoy the ride, and please keep updating your loyal Instagram followers on all your adventures!
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 22): Most Likely to Give a Speech at Graduation / Best Smile Being kind is in your nature, Crab, and there’s a witty side behind that smile that makes your jokes and grad speech the best of all. Don’t pinch me for saying this, but while you’re busy getting everyone else to smile and laugh, make sure you take care of yourself, too!
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22): Messiest Car / Most Likely to Brighten Your Day Do you have a clean passenger seat? Definitely not. But you always have a hug to offer instead! And when you pull up in the senior lot, you’re sure to make your friend’s day. Keep that positive energy going forward, but maybe don’t bring that car to college. No offense.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22): Future President / Most Likely to Organize the Senior Trip Your “mom bag” is legendary for having anything a person could ever need, from makeup wipes and hair ties to decks of cards and your friends’ car keys (looking at you, Leo). This ultra-preparedness will take you far, and I’d definitely vote for you in 2032!
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 23): Biggest Romantic / Best Pinterest Board Romeo and Juliet was more than a freshman-year rite of passage for you. Remember that life isn’t always a fairy tale, but with your charm and creativity, yours is shaping up to look pretty glamorous. Rumor has it that a career on the silver screen might be in your future… but we’ll keep that between us for now.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21): Biggest Gossip / Most Likely to Become an Undercover Agent Like Gretchen from Mean Girls, your hair is so big because it’s “full of secrets.” Stay true to you, Scorpio, and catch up on some spy movies. We all know you would rock some chic looks while undercover, saving the world.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21): Worst Case of Senioritis / Most Likely to Leave the Country Continuing a *ahem* trend from senior year, the stars say a plane ticket is in your future soon. Maybe you’re just travelling and catching some rays, or maybe you had to skip the country… Who knows! Either way, Scorpio is probably hot on your trail. Take me with you?
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): Future CEO / Most Likely to Say “I Told You So” I would have put “most likely to succeed,” but everyone already knows that. You truly can do whatever you set your mind to, just make sure you take time to rest and care for yourself. No briefcases at the beach, and no spreadsheets during self-care time! Party hard, Capricorn.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Most Likely to Be Famous / Future Cult Leader “I can’t help it that I’m popular!” might just be your senior quote. People are drawn to you, Aquarius. Keep being your fashionable, fun self, and the stars indicate you might end up with a fully-funded Coachella trip… or a cult following… time will tell!
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20): Most Likely to Never Get a License / Best Music Taste Who needs a car anyway? Taking the bus, biking, or walking means you get to listen to your Grammy-winning playlist for longer! Speaking of which, you really should have been the DJ at prom. It’s a personal compliment to the artist whenever you show up at their concert!
