Stepping in doggy doo-doo is no one’s favorite pastime. If it is your favorite pastime, please self-reflect and seek help.

If you are one of those people who leave their dog’s deposits unbagged and marinating in the sun, OR if you choose the more passive-aggressive route and bag up the forbidden chocolate fudge but neglect to dispose of it properly, I would like to inform you poor unfortunate souls of the concept of karma. Karma can be good or bad, but in both cases, what you put into the world bounces back. 

So, if you are one of those people who participate in “forgetting” to pick up your dog’s warm chocolate ice cream, you may receive a box on your front lawn. What wonders does this box contain? Well, it’s all of your dog’s tootsie rolls that you “forgot” to pick up.

Now, the sender of this box is actually someone you have probably heard of before. Who? Why it’s the jolly white-bearded dude from up North! Dog feces do not in fact make him jolly, however. But, he still has to bring you something for Christmas, right? 

Also, keep in mind that this guy, no matter how jolly, commits breaking and entering annually. Maybe not the best dude to mess with.

Now, dear reader, I hope  that you now understand the importance of picking up your canine friend’s waste. But, if you decide to ignore me and insist on being one of those people, you can’t say that I didn’t inform you of the consequences.