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May Horoscopes: Summer Edition!

Oli Ruzic and Jules Conners • May 16, 2024

Have you been eagerly grabbing the newspaper, scanning through each article on a mission to find out your future, and finding the horoscopes missing from the paper? Well have no fear, the May horoscopes are here! Find out how your summer will go below!

Aries: You are about to get the summer tan of the century. But be warned not to get sunburnt!

Taurus: Time to reeeelax. If anyone goes looking for you, they’ll find you floating in the pool.

Gemini: Time to hone down on a hobby instead of becoming obsessed with one, and dropping it a week later. I promise you that knitting is NOT your true calling.

Cancer: Please stop stressing over your summer reading! You have three months, you’ll be fine.

Leo: It’s time for a pool party! Turn up the music and spend the summer dancing the night away.

Virgo: That’s it, you’ve peaked. You may think that the rest of your life will hold countless wonders and opportunities, but it won’t. You’re one of those people who peaked in high school. Doesn’t that suck?

Libra: Your whole summer is perfectly coordinated between friendship, relaxing, and traveling. You guys have it figured out!

Scorpio: This is the time to let your anger out! Spend the summer lashing out at your friends and family and complaining about the heat.

Sagittarius: Please get outside and touch some grass, this is your summer to connect with nature. Get real babe.

Capricorn: Don’t worry this summer! You’re allowed to have fun. Let your hair down and sip a Shirley Temple. Go wild and get crazy!

Aquarius: This is your time to curl up by the pool with a good book. But please take a chill pill, just looking at you is giving me anxiety.

Pisces: You will live your mermaid dreams, in a pool, with your friends. But remember not to get too lost in the fantasy, school is starting up three months later.

About the Contributors

Oli Ruzic, Webmaster/ Social Media Director

Oli Ruzic is finally a senior at Boulder High and is beyond excited for her first and last year as the social media director and webmaster in The Owl. Oli decided to join the newspaper after she was inspired to pursue journalism by her AP Lang teacher. So far, she has loved spreading her unwanted opinions across the school. Oli is in a constant state of busyness, however, when she has a moment of free time, she can usually be found in the crow's nest of the Boulder High Theater, reading mysteries or listening to music (mostly Hozier). Outside of school, she enjoys rock climbing, ice skating, and playing Stardew Valley. One of Oli’s greatest passions is food, and she firmly believes pho is the best thing known to mankind. Oli used to incorrectly believe that purple grapes were superior, but her opinion was recently changed after tasting the fabulous cotton candy green grapes, and will never go back.

Jules Conners, Editor-in-chief

Juliana (Jules) Conners is a senior at Boulder High and the editor-in-chief of The Owl. Entering her third year with the paper, Jules is extremely tired and impatiently awaiting graduation. When not selling her soul to the College Board, Jules can be found playing basketball for Boulder High, or unenthusiastically working as a crew head for Boulder High’s Troupe 60. Jules is also a working woman and spends the majority of her time signing people up for gym memberships at the YMCA as well as being filmed while rolling burritos at your local Chipotle. Jules is notoriously horrible at math, however, Jules is particularly wise in the skill of grape tasting, and can unequivocally declare that green grapes are far superior to those of the red variety.